And maybe it will kick-start me into blogging regularly again.
ME: So, I got rejected from the Ultimate Fighting Champion poster-girl promotion* up in Columbus this weekend.
(*note to readers: the specs asked for "young hot girls with great bodies," and 'talent' was asked to provide their own fishnet stockings and tall black high-heeled
boots, miniskirts and cut-off tank tops would be provided. I'd never respect myself in the morning, but it was 11 hours @ $28/hour.)Lauren: oh yeah?
ME: Yeah, not hot enough. Story of my life.
Lauren: No, actually I prayed you wouldn't get it. It was Jesus.
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